#the pilot clearly showed that kendall doesn't read the shit he signs. it would be SO easy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cogcltrcorn · 1 year ago

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look. I may be delusional. but I think stewy would love to marry kendall. he has very solid reasons:

- it would be funny

- tax writeoff

- legally binding document that lets stewy sleep soundly knowing he will never have to testify against kendall in court

- the secret horrible corner of stewy's heart that he will never admit to having that makes him want to have a big wedding and serve cunt in a tasteful pastel tux and eat fukcing cake and dance and make out with kendall on the dancefloor and then fuck off to greece for a month and do nothing but fuck and feed each other fruit

#the prenuptial agreement is watertight and kendall Will loose everything if he breathes wrong #the pilot clearly showed that kendall doesn't read the shit he signs. it would be SO easy #also yes after the wedding they do not acknowledge it whatsoever.#'your husband-' 'who? oh yeah ken'#half of the pics from the wedding look like 'two platonic bffs' and the other is 'they are 5 seconds away from fucking on the dance floor'#the dividing line is before and after they took molly #succession #stewy hosseini #kendall roy #kenstewy

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